Anniversary of a woman. 70 anniversary. Program (script)
Good evening, dear friends!
Good evening dear guests. According to the old tradition, we gathered today in this room to celebrate the anniversary of mom, grandmother and beautiful woman Anna-Maria Petrovna in a festive, festive atmosphere!
We start our banquet
To gluttony we are transgressing
To the glory of all the coming years
Btkaly together we fill
We drink our bowls to the bottom
We clink glasses together
And we will glorify you with full
The culprit of the celebration is Anna-Maria Petrovna!
Dear Anna-Maria Petrovna!
You can’t get away from anniversaries in life
They catch everyone like birds
But the main thing through the years to carry
The warmth of the soul, the warmth of the particle
You have an anniversary today
We heartily congratulate you
And in life, we wish the main
Health, happiness, joy
And years to 100 without old age!
(plays music associated with the anniversary ......
Today, people closest to you have gathered in this hall, these are your children, grandchildren, friends ... And everyone wants to congratulate you. I give the floor to your children.
Dear Anna-Maria Petrovna!
Take in the color of years
Our warm, warm greetings
And not hiding our feelings
Raise your cups for you!
and another hundred years!
Congratulations from the grandchildren:
Grandfather's birthday. Who is he with us?
Our beloved grandfather is simply top class!
How to please him? How to give thanks?
On our grandfather’s birthday, with whom would we compare?
If our grandfather were completely gray-haired,
With a long, with a very long white beard,
If he were in a bathrobe and in a turban, then he would
We would call him "Grandfather Hottabych"!
If our grandfather were in a white coat,
With a bag of medicine, and did vaccinations
People and animals - who has pain
We would call him Dr. Aibolit!
If our grandfather were gray-haired, nosed,
With a white beard, in a cotton wig,
If he brought a bag of gifts to us, -
We would call him "Grandfather Frost"!
Grandpa can do everything - work miracles,
A fairy tale - if something hurts - the pain is to speak,
And gifts from him often appear, -
For three wizards, he alone copes!
So, our grandfather is the most beautiful!
We love you very much - this is also clear!
There is no better grandfather in the world - this is beyond doubt!
Be healthy! Live a hundred years! In a word, happy birthday!
Congratulations from the Pioneers:
(A team of five is presented with packages. They contain a tie and a cap. After changing clothes, participants are given cards with words.)
Anchor: And now a word for congratulations is given to the honored guests. ("Pioneers" come in.)
We, pioneers, our children’s countries!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today
We have come to congratulate the hero of the day!
His whole life is an example to children.
Both the Oktyabr and the pioneers.
We came to you to learn from the elders,
How to drink, so as not to get drunk at all,
How to eat to keep a figure,
We grandfather Vitaly came to congratulate!
We say without despondency and laziness:
We do not know generational conflict.
You, grandfather Vitaliy - are younger than us,
We should take an example from you.
We are the pioneers of the Soviet country.
Grandfather Vitaly has long been in love with you.
We can’t find a best friend -
Today we came to congratulate you!
(They sing a song.)
Bonfire blue nights!
We pioneers want a little glass.
For adults, it's time for us to pour:
We grandfather Vitaly came to congratulate!
Presenter: Now we will hold a solemn ceremony of entry into the pioneers of our anniversaries.
Dear grandfather!
Accept our congratulations
And for a life of instruction.
Promise us not to get sick
Get younger every year,
Do not be sad and not bored,
Every day is easy to meet.
Be ready!
Anniversary: \u200b\u200bAlways ready!
Presenter: Exercise
And in the garden to delve into the beds
Do not forget about the grandchildren,
On a visit more often to itself to call.
Be ready!
Anniversary: \u200b\u200bAlways ready!
(Drum roll, tie a tie to the hero of the day.)
Performance of nesting dolls:
Guests are dear! Beat your palms.
To us for the anniversary
Nested dolls came.
Wooden spoons, ruddy nesting dolls.
They want to congratulate the hero of the day
To give a gift and play on spoons.
Matryoshka: We brought you bagels, bought for rubles.
The first bagel - for business!
The second - that mother gave birth!
The third - that they got married and the children were born!
And the fourth - for the success that is present, but not at all.
The fifth bagel - for the Lyceum!
And the sixth - for the anniversary! And the seventh - rather pour it!
Don’t lose our gift, put on every holiday.
(Each bagel is on a ribbon. Bagels are awarded to the hero of the day.)
Ditty Contest
Presenter: Well, dear guests, aren’t tired of having fun yet? Not? Then we continue our holiday! The next contest is the most fun. This is a ditty contest. To conduct it, you need to split into two teams. The first team opens the mischievous contest. In response to her, a funny ditty, performed by a representative or representatives of the second team, should sound.
At the end of the contest, you need to take stock: determine which team members performed the most ditties. Winners are awarded prizes (this can be sweets, fruits, souvenirs, etc.) and medals “For the best performance of ditties”. The one who sang the most mischievous ditty receives a medal "For resourcefulness and fun."
Song Our grandfather, young!
On the motive "Junior lieutenant"
Our dear grandfather sit and listen
Well, how young you are the best.
Something you do not dance, something you do not dance. Ltd
Our dear grandfather with a strange smile,
Could easily become a screen star,
You are already a star, but in the telly some show off. Ltd
And you don’t hide a smile from your face.
Our dear grandfather in honor of the round date,
All came to you, your guys, grandchildren gathered,
And great-grandchildren still have a car, but then.
You called us all, and thank God
We don’t have a lot of holidays,
And anyone here will say who respects us all - he, only HE.
Our grandfather, dear, you are so young
Everyone wants to dance with you.
Years do not matter and with us you are always, even if far.
Our young grandfather live without end for us,
And you don’t hide a smile from your face.
After all, it’s very, very difficult for us without her.
Our grandfather, dear, you are so young
Everyone wants to dance with you.
Years do not matter and with us you are always, even if far.
Our young grandfather live without end for us,
And you don’t hide a smile from your face.
After all, it’s very, very difficult for us without her.
Our young grandfather live without end for us,
And you don’t hide a smile from your face.
After all, it’s very, very difficult for us without her.
For a holiday for a loved one, we strive to organize a celebration that would meet the taste of the hero of the day. And what is the recipe for a good holiday, of course, a well-prepared script? Let's look at it step by step, and prepare a script for the anniversary of mom at home.
And the first component, of course, is the guests. Dear relatives and close friends, long-time colleagues - everyone wants to pay respect and congratulate the birthday girl. The format of the holiday is also built on the number of invitees.
The following is a pleasant meeting place for the birthday girl. It can be a mother’s favorite restaurant, a boat trip for the whole company, a bachelorette party in the sauna and, of course, no one canceled a home cozy feast.
As we have already determined, the main ingredient of a good holiday is a funny and sincere scenario that will allow you to spend an unforgettable anniversary for both mom and adorable grandmother. In fact, only you are able to cope here, because no one else but you loves and does not know your mother in order to conduct a really interesting event. As an aid, our site provides a ready-made scenario of the anniversary for mom in the family circle, which will easily become the basis for your ideas.
Holiday script “Conversation with happiness”
In the scenario of the anniversary for the mother below, the daughter is the presenter.
Everyone, including the birthday girl, gathers at the festive table. A wish book should be placed on a separate table, which guests fill out during the festival.
Presenter: Good afternoon, bonjour, halloween!
Our house welcomes everyone!
Today we celebrate
Congratulations and sing!
Guests will help us
This is not easy!
Dear Mom!
Happy anniversary!
So few years have passed
About that, we will sing!
The minus of the song “Conversation with Happiness” is included, guests need to give out pre-prepared lyrics for the song.
Anniversary suddenly in silence
He came to us for the evening.
Every year, look around
Painted by colors.
And worries round dance,
There are already grandchildren nearby.
Well, mom’s blooming
It looks so young!
Chorus: By virtue of spirit, believe such a thing!
Everything became clear to us now,
You argue hard with fate.
We sing, admiring you.
You went through the life of the field
I took every step, loving
We know it was not in vain,
It was not in vain.
Without your smile
Without tenderness and light
Been silent for a long time
Life in this world!
You give a good look
How beautiful you are!
So everything is on the way
It was not in vain.
Presenter:
May this day shine with the light of the moon
You, mother, do not count the minutes that have escaped from you.
You smile cheerfully and boldly,
And enjoy your life happily every day!
We start the celebration as expected
Fill everyone with glasses is invited!
Dating game
The host needs to know in advance the names of all the guests and group them, if possible, in order to enter them in the scenario of the anniversary, and the mother's guests to meet each other.
Presenter:It's time we all got to know each other! And who is already familiar, remember the names of all those gathered!
Walked on the roof of a sparrow,
Gathered my friends
A lot of us gathered today
Anechka will stand up (Dimochki, etc.) now.
Presenter:Dear guests, it’s impossible to fool around on our anniversary; today everyone is having fun and joking! For reliability, let's take a solemn oath of oath together!
An oath for guests in honor of the anniversary. It can be transmitted in a circle so that everyone can read out a line.
We swear by the flowers that they brought with them
We swear on sweets
We swear toasts, they have a direct plan,
And our worthy gifts!
We swear with a fork and a spoon
We swear with potato wedges!
We swear on holiday jokes
As well as good wishes!
We swear all evening to express love!
The next anniversary will come again!
We will always respond to the call of the hero of the day!
We swear that from the heart!
Presenter:Happy birthday, dear mom!
How beautiful you are with us!
Kind, smart, quick-witted,
The most happy in the world!
God has sent you from heaven to us,
And in your honor we raise this glass!
The following is a video or animation gallery of photos of the birthday girl from birth to the present, a small excursion into the life story from the host. Just choose the most beautiful mother's pictures, so as not to disappoint her.
Mom’s photo slideshow
A good example of a slide show that was designed for the anniversary of mom and part-time grandmother
Table break
Presenter:And now, please, wait a minute!
The word takes a man of high rank!
Congratulations from my husband and part-time dad
The husband of the hero of the day pronounces poetry and announces a toast.
In a small kingdom with the name "Family"
The holiday sounds with increasing force.
And with the anniversary of the queen
A faithful husband is in a hurry to congratulate him!
Sorry darling, sometimes I don’t know myself
How I am careless.
But you are so wise, my golden one!
How grateful I am!
I wish to shine with happiness
In harmony live and love!
And I am your protector in bad weather.
But you take care of yourself!
I admit you are all good over the years
Your smile is calling my heart!
I'm in love with you, let everyone know that!
You have come down from heaven a flower!
Recognize Guest Game
The presenter prepares short and concise descriptions of all guests in advance on the cards. Notes on the profession, traits, hobbies, etc. For example, “Queen of the Mountain Peaks”, “A strict director, and a musician at heart”, “First-class cook and businesswoman in one bottle”. The presenter walks around with a hat of guests, everyone pulls out a piece of paper and reads into the microphone, trying to determine who is in question. Tips are allowed.
Congratulations from children and grandchildren
Chant in honor of the birthday girl
Who is loved by all in the world?
Who are valued by both grandchildren and children?
She is sitting between us now -
Our mother is top class!
Who can do everything at home
And in the work of all faster?
Answer this hour -
Our mother is top class!
She is agile as before, she dared in the soul
How did she manage to get prettier over the years?
Friendly say again:
Our mother is top class!
Presenter: Gentlemen, raise the cup,
For the one who is more beautiful to us all!
Who in the world is dearer to us at this hour!
In honor of whom the glorious Anniversary walks!
The game "Why did I come to the anniversary?"
Presenter:
This headdress is uncensored
He will tell the whole truth about the guests.
And the secret side of nature
It will openly show us!
The presenter moves from one guest to another, puts a hat on his head and reads through the list of “thoughts”.
- What is there to talk for a long time, Time to spend with you!
- I will dot the i - To drink half a barrel of wine!
- I confess to you, without hiding, I want to play the balalaika!
- Today I came to make noise! I will sing songs loudly!
- To be honest, I’ll sleep under the table!
- My answer has long been worked out: I came to you as a master of jokes!
- Do not hold back a smile And dance lezginka!
- I can give such an answer: I will help you with cleaning!
- What really is there to hide, I came to take a shower to you!
- I came to you here To revise the table!
- I will not hide anything from you, I dream of a sandwich with caviar!
- And no need to guess here - Until you drop dance!
- Mistress salute - Salad eat a bowl!
- In order not to be bored at home, I’m going to visit again!
- I want to catch an envious look And show you my outfit!
- How to cope with the answer? I like the hero of the day!
- And I, as the most polite guest, brought a gift for the hero of the anniversary!
- Today, a celebration to match Your verse I can read to you!
- In honor of the festive title For a jubilee I will fulfill a wish!
Presenter:And now calmly, slowly
We go out dancing!
So the soul asks for music!
And legs are rushing into the dance!
Dance break
Presenter:I invite friends
Surprise all the guests!
So confess my love to the birthday girl
So that no one could move!
Congratulations from friends
Presenter:
Both in the country of Aztecs, and in England fogs
Until an hour until the hearts beat,
People will honor and respect the family,
This I tell you without a doubt!
Let us drink to a strong, powerful family!
May he go down in history with good glory!
Table break
Presenter:I declare a common dance!
We sweep across the planet
I hope you know all the dances?
Hold hands like in ballet
And only keep up with the music!
The dance consists of musical passages: Sirtaki, Scottish folk, Indian folk, Polka, Lezginka, Kamarinskaya, Barynya.
Game at the table
Guests are given a colored sheet of paper, a pen and several scissors on the entire table. The birthday girl also takes part.
Presenter:Dear guests, mom! I ask you to circle your palms along the contour on these sheets, and then cut the silhouette. (Cutting process) Now we will mix everything, and let everyone take one cut sheet for themselves. Next, you need to write a good wish on it, the date of our anniversary and return it back to the table. (The process of wishes) And now I ask you to take any card in memory of the glorious anniversary meeting.
And we fill our glasses!
It’s time for congratulations!
Our jubilee you bloom
And 50, and 100, and 200 years live!
Special offer with guests - Georgian choir
Presenter: Mommy, a Georgian choir came to you for an anniversary from a sunny country!
Dear guests, we are divided into 4 groups! (The presenter gives out the attributes of the choir). The task of each team is to rhythmically pronounce or sing their words without stopping. I will conduct and tell you when to join the next group. Let's start with a little workout.
(The host conducts a rehearsal with the four guests, and then they sing together).
1st party: Un-tsa, un-tsa, un-tsa, un-tsa!
2nd party: Curbstone-qui-curbstone-qua !!
3rd party: Spiers-vili-vadze-curbstone-quili !!!
4th party: Anniversary! Don’t spare gifts!
Anniversary cake
Presenter:
Everyone was waiting for this guest,
They even refused the compote!
Louder, louder applause!
The onset of such a sweet moment!
They make a cake with candles to the music. The guests sing “Happy Birthday to you!”, The hero of the day blows out the candles.
Presenter:
Dear birthday girl!
Tasty bold pie cut,
Give fragrant tea.
Farewell Dance Competition
Presenter:I invite everyone to the most beautiful evening waltz! This is a dance, and at the same time a contest! The winner is the couple with the light lasting the longest!
The music begins, and sparklers are given to each pair. The winners will receive a bottle of wine with a photo of the hero of the day.
Presenter:
So the festive evening ended
Let those candles flicker through the years.
On the whole Earth, you can’t find a second such
Romantic, wise, young,
Harmonious and happy
And also stunningly beautiful!
Dear mother, you don’t feel a bit sad
For the years that are gone, do not be offended!
Look courageously with joy
The calendar sheets!
Fate conceived you
Make dreams come true!
And always remember, dear,
For us, like a star, you flicker!
We wish all well-being
And we invite you to the next anniversary!
The slow favorite song of the birthday girl sounds and fountains salutes light up.
Props for the anniversary
- Festively decorated wish book;
- Minus the song “Conversation with happiness” (from the movie “Ivan Vasilievich Changes the Profession”) and the text for the guests;
- Competitions: cards with guest descriptions, wizard hat, colored paper, pens, several scissors, a bottle of champagne;
- Musical section from the dances of the world;
- Attributes of the choir: ties, butterflies, as well as caps, false mustaches;
- Sparklers, fireworks fountains.
Mother’s Anniversary Video
Of course, it would be best to prepare your own script for the anniversary of your mother or grandmother, but I hope our example helped you compose the structure of the organization of the holiday and spy on a couple of interesting contests.
Hello, lovers of holidays and fun! If your wife, sister, mother, grandmother, aunt or other good lady has an anniversary, then, in addition to the material presentation, you can prepare funny scenes for the holiday woman. You can compose funny greetings and even write your own anniversary script.
Do not be afraid that the hero of the day will not appreciate your efforts. Even if she has a special sense of humor, the jubilee will like your desire to make her holiday more joyful. It doesn't matter how old the birthday is, 30-35 or 50-55 years old.
Ladies of the older generation have a great sense of humor, cheerful disposition and self-irony. Remember the delightful Faina Ranevskaya with her biting jokes!
Women who wear the proud title of “grandmother” love not only soulful songs, ditties and harmonious dances. Comic scenes with dressing up, if they are funny, will make you laugh loudly and the hero of the 60 years, and even 70 years.
By the way, a great idea is not only to prepare and beat the scene, but also to record it on video.
Every time a jubilee will review a humorous video, her mood will increase, and warm memories of a terrific holiday will warm her soul.
I offer you several options for various cool scenes, I hope you can choose suitable for your holiday.
Funny sketches for the anniversary of a woman with humor
Variants of interesting and funny scenes with humor on the anniversary, the birthday of any woman, it’s easy to come up with, write and play funny. It is important that the reprisals be understood by the guests and the hero of the occasion.
In the company of teachers, jokes about welders will be incomprehensible at a celebration where the average age of 50+ guests will not be appreciated by some youth jokes.
But let's get down to the skits themselves.
Costume sketches
Each costume scene is cool - guests, a birthday girl or presenters dress up in different costumes. If a funny text is attached to this action, then such entertainments are pleasant to those present.
Comic Scene “Doctor”
One guest needs to dress up in a doctor's suit. Mandatory white coat, hat with a red cross on his head and a large enema in his hand.
Doctor's text:
Hello, I’ve shone the medicine, wherever I want a candle - I’m healing a disease! I examined our jubilee, a medical experiment was conducted - this is the document about it! (Shows a beautifully designed A4 sheet, which contains medical evidence).
I have a little watched the state of our birthday and now I’ll read you medical evidence!
- Age: the most blooming.
- Life tone: men are very tonic.
- Pulse: yes, wonderful.
- Heart rate: works like a watch ... Kremlin chimes.
- Vision: 100%, whether the man who drank the drink immediately, whether the children were fed and other little things.
- Smell: perfect, always understand where and where the wind is blowing.
- Rumor: hears a cartoon character about Big Ear.
- Diseases: after a sumptuous dinner or when reading boring books, hibernates.
- Day mode: first lying down, then walking, then sitting and again lying down ...
- Conclusion: our patient is smart and beautiful.
- Medical recommendations: less work and more care for men.
On the video you can see a comic scene that is more suitable for the man’s anniversary, but it can be played with the husband of the hero of the day.
Mini-scene "Gipsy fortune-telling"
Very suitable as a cool greeting from a friend. You will need a gypsy costume and a bag in which you need to lay eggs from the kinder. Beforehand, you need to unpack Kinder surprises, write funny predictions on pieces of paper and hide them in eggs.
Gypsy text:
Hello, my yacht! Come, do not be afraid, my pearl! I’ll tell the whole truth, precious guests and a diamond birthday girl! They will predict the future “eggs of fate” that belonged to the Great Kinder Surprise. Take each egg, not thinking about your status and years. Let what is hidden in the egg reveal the future to you.
Guests take eggs, open and read fortune-telling.
"Dear Carlson" - a funny fairy tale remake
Another wonderful scene with humor, at the end of which you can give a gift. It takes 2 people in costumes of Carlson and Toddler.
Text of performers:
- Carlson: My dear, I was in a hurry to get you from my roof. What for? Well of course, gobble up your delicious cake! Will you give it to me? Not? Such a beautiful and such a greedy girl! Baby come on ask for a cake Maybe I'll give it to you?
- Kid: Ask yourself, I'm shy. In general, I love buns and jam.
- Carloson: Birthday girl, do you hear that buzzing? But nothing buzzes! My motor doesn’t want to hum without sweet. Treat me a cake, but will I play with you in the prettiest cast with a motor? Let's go back to the sheet .... Let's go crazy ?! Baby, my approach doesn't work, come on.
- Kid: Aunt is a birthday girl, how old are you?
- Carloson: Baby, are you crazy? You can’t ask your aunt about this? Cake will not. I’ll tell you in your ear (whispers to the baby in the ear).
- Kid: I thought so, 18!
- Carloson: But I’m embarrassed to ask, if there are 18 years old, then there will be as many cakes?
- Kid: No, Carlson, there is one cake, but there will be as many candles as there are years. Mom always does that.
- Carloson: And why so many candles. Better for every year on the cake, half would be given to me!
- Kid: Okay, Carlson, let's change our present for a cake already. Aunt, will you change with us?
- Carlosn: And here is the present (takes out the present) and a jar of jam to it (takes out the jam). To make life sweeter!
- Mansion: congratulations!
Competition Scenes
Such scenes can be carried out when the number of guests connected among themselves by friendly or family relations is not too large.
Original scene “Old Man Hottabych” with the participation of the hero of the day
I need a Hottabych costume: a bathrobe, a turban, a beard, a rug and a bag. The old man sits on the mat, and in the bag you need to put the leaves with the tasks. Hottabych enters, bows, spreads his rug, sits on it and starts talking.
Text of Khottabych: I welcome you honorable guests and you are the most beautiful of the heroes of the anniversary! I flew to you from a distant country to fulfill the wishes of a precious birthday girl. But first, I have to make sure of your wisdom and resourcefulness. I will ask you difficult questions. Listen, oh, the light of my eyes.
Is it possible to celebrate a holiday for two days? No, they are separated by night!
What do you have that other people often use? Your name!
Well, I will fulfill my wishes, and the honored guests will help me.
My dears, I ask you to help me fulfill the wishes of the beautiful lady. Pull out the quest bag and fulfill your wishes.
The tasks are approximately the following:
- sing;
- drink;
- take a swallow pose;
- make a toast;
- give a compliment;
- hug the hero of the day;
- kiss the hero of the day;
- tell a joke.
When the guests completed the tasks, Hottabych should say: “Oh, precious birthday girl. I have another gift, a wonderful oriental dance! But I will not dance it, but your guests. ”
The music is turned on, the invitees dance.
Reprise "Congratulations from the chickens" in verse
It will take a lead and a detachment of chickens. If the gift is from the company, then this option of presenting it is perfect.
Lead text:
A detachment of chickens came to you,
Here they stand here exactly in a row,
Here, of course, not ducklings,
But all the great guys
Chickens were preparing for a year,
To congratulate you, here!
The squad was not lazy to you,
Go with a present on this day
Well, guests, let's ask the chickens,
What do they want to give a birthday girl?
Chick Text:
We’re not going to lay an egg,
The egg is big, golden.
Chickens gather in a heap and show that they are laying an egg. They take out a gift wrapped in the form of a large golden egg.
Lead text:
So that the birthday girl could receive a gift,
All guests should get up from the table
Dance you dance, let it be bright,
Then they will give the chickens a birthday present.
Everyone cheerfully dances to energetic music and receives Kinder-surprises as a gift, and the jubilee has her own surprise. You will be able to win a gift even if you give money.
Congratulatory scenes with gifts
The hero of the day will like to receive from colleagues or friends an original and cheerful congratulation in the form of a scene for a women's celebration.
"Berry"
Every woman at any age is a berry! Impromptu will not work, for the scene you will need attributes that will help turn guests into berries and fruits: raspberries, cherries, strawberries, watermelon. Guests dress up in costumes of berries and read congratulations to the birthday girl, present their gifts.
Texts for berries:
Be beautiful, bright, passionate,
Like a cherry juicy and beautiful!
Strawberry:
Be sweet like a strawberry!
Rich, sweet and not nasty!
I wish you so many diamonds
How many bones are in me.
I wish that I was useful!
And they never touched the disease!
Reprise "Gift from a sweetie" or how to give money in an original way
The main role in the sketch should be played by the man who needs to be dressed up as a little girl (from the details take a bow and a bib). The little baby girl sings a converted song to the melody “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” in a thin voice.
Lyrics for the remake:
I’m a little girl, I’m jumping, I’m singing,
And I love our birthday so much!
My name is all sweetie - everyone has their own taste.
But look at the belly - most likely I'm a bobblehead!
In such a beautiful dress, I came to visit you,
And she brought it to our good (name of the birthday girl).
She’s smart now, has gathered guests here,
And I brought her a chocolate medal.
He approaches the jubilee and presents the medal and his gift in an envelope.
Short humorous
A well-prepared mini-scene will be perceived much better than a long and poorly prepared one.
"Ushastik's song"
In the main role - a man. He will need to make large cardboard ears. He goes out and sings a funny song remaking on the motive “Cheburashka”.
Ushastic text:
Oh, I used to be weird
I ate porridge of manna,
Therefore, such ears are grown.
About different diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, quickly, immediately applied.
But somehow on a wonderful day,
My birthday
(Birthday name) invited, so I came here.
From delicious treats
And cool experiences
I could not really, very long leave.
And he spat on a diet
And I ate candy
Then I also ate a cake.
I will say thank you
For inviting me
After all, the ears became good again.
I congratulate you
And pour a stack
I wish you happiness from the bottom of my heart!
Funny scene "Goldfish" for any date: 30, 50, 60 years
For the production you need three fishermen and a leader.
Still need:
- accessories for fishing (fishing rods);
- sheets of paper (3 pieces);
- felt-tip pens or markers;
- briefs (large size, family) without elastic.
The host congratulates the birthday girl and says: “Now these three fishermen will catch the Golden Fish on their anniversary. And the fish will fulfill many wishes. ”
Family fishermen are put on top of the fishermen. They take fishing rods, turn their backs to the guests and show with their appearance that they are fishing.
The first fisherman throws a fishing rod and at the same moment his pants fall down, and under them is attached a sheet of paper on which the inscription “We wish” is attached.
The second fisherman acts in a similar way and he also flies underpants, under them is paper and the inscription "To all."
The third man casts a fishing rod, his underpants fall off, and a third leaf appears, with the inscription "dreams have gone astray!"
The host reads the inscription and gives the birthday girl a live fish in the aquarium.
Fairy Tales
You can use your favorite Russian folk tales from childhood, as well as new modern ones.
Reprise "My Light is a Mirror"
The queen is participating, her reflection in the mirror, page, mirror. Costumes need to be selected appropriate. The queen enters the stage, followed by a page.
Queen's text:
I am not more beautiful in the world
Page, I want to know your answer.
Page text:
More beautiful than you in the world
You are the best on the planet.
Queen's text:
After all, you’re probably lying to the bastard?
Drag the mirror here.
They bring a mirror (the size of a queen), it is covered with matter. The queen takes off the veil and sees her reflection (In fact, this is only a frame from the mirror, and another person stands behind it).
Queen's text:
Tell me the mirror
Only tell the truth
Am I nicer in the world?
Well, blush there, whiter?
Mirror text:
Well, there are reasons for excitement,
There are already visible wrinkles.
Queen's text:
Don’t mess up, to no avail
Break it, damn it, into fragments!
Mirror text:
Woman, please forgive
And don't beat me in the face!
You are beautiful, no words ...
But I'm not ready to lie ...
There is a lady here dearer to you
All the most beautiful, more fun!
(NAME OF BIRTHDAY) her call
And now she’s right here
Here (shows) she is sweeter to you
And today is the anniversary
Queen's text:
Well, since it's an anniversary
Pour me soon
The queen is given a glass, she goes to the birthday girl and speaks.
Queen's text:
Happy Anniversary
I drink my glass to the bottom
I wish you happiness, beauty
And they gave flowers
The one who stood behind the frame comes out of it and gives the bouquet a jubilee.
Now you can choose your favorite scenes, remade fairy tales for the celebration, for the women's birthday from the ones proposed, or come up with your own.
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During his life, the hero of the day and his guests must surely know many sayings. But I wonder if they can correctly or, in extreme cases, it is interesting to supplement the sayings given by the presenter. So, the leader takes turns approaching the guest and calls the saying, and when he falls silent, the guest must continue it. For ingenuity and resourcefulness, participants in this competition receive prizes. Examples of sayings: Two boots of steam - yes both left; hunger is not aunt - a pie will not bring; the lip is not a fool - the tongue is not a spatula, knows where it is sour, knows where it is sweet and so on.
70 years - golden time
This is a knockout game, that is, each of the guests, in turn, should remember and name one “golden” subject and in a nutshell say something about it. For example, a goldfish is Pushkin's fairy tale, a golden calf is Ostap Bender, a golden grove is Yesenin, golden time is the best time for anything and so on. Who stumbles and cannot name, he leaves the circle. This continues until one winner. Thus, the hero of the day learns everything that is “golden” in this world.
Animal of my childhood
At this age, it is pleasant to plunge into the atmosphere of a happy childhood. Therefore, the leader invites everyone, headed by a birthday man or a birthday girl, to the hall. In front of all participants is a chair and plasticine of various colors. And now it is time to remember what favorite animal each of the guests had in their childhood or which animal they dreamed about. And everyone sculpts his pet. According to the results of voting (applause), the most interesting crafts are selected, for which prizes are awarded.
Put the baby to sleep
At this age, many of the friends of the birthday or birthday are grandparents or even great-grandmothers and great-grandfathers. Those who wish to participate are invited to the hall. In front of the participants on the chairs are: dolls, baby clothes (bonnet and romper, for example), a diaper, diaper, powder, bottle, nipple and the words lullaby. On the “start” command, each of the participants should begin the process of laying the baby, that is, sprinkle with powder, put on a diaper, then clothes, swaddle, give a bottle, then a nipple and sing a lullaby. Whoever can cope faster will win.
Ditties time
People at this age perfectly remember the funny moments of their youth and funny ditties. Now is the time to remember them. Each of the guests in turn sings his ditty. For the best performance and sonorous laughter of the other guests, of course, a prize is awarded.
Praise to the birthday or birthday girl
Each of the guests calls a flower with which you can associate a birthday person or a birthday girl and an adjective that characterizes him, for example, chamomile - tender, cornflower - kind, chrysanthemum - unusual, rose - proud and so on. Whoever cannot name the flower and the compliment is eliminated, and the most generous guest receives the prize for compliments for the birthday boy.
tell us about yourself
Most likely, many invitees have something to tell about themselves: where they were born, how they studied, what profession they received, how they worked, what they achieved and so on. So, the host gives the first guest an inflated balloon, and the guest, in turn, releases a little air from him and talks about himself at a fast pace, then passes the balloon to the next participant. On whom the ball is completely deflated, it is eliminated, and the next participant is awarded a new inflated ball. In the end, whoever tells more about himself will receive a prize.
The script is written to celebrate the seventieth man. It is perfect for both a professional presenter and for children or grandchildren of the hero of the day. Following this scenario, the holiday will turn out to be warm, sincere and memorable for the hero of the day.
Guests. Of course, such a date is celebrated with the closest people. Children, grandchildren, old friends - the perfect company.
The room. This date is best celebrated in a cafe or restaurant. It is very important that the interior of the institution corresponds to the age of the hero of the day: no ultramodern scenery.
Music. Music should also match the age and taste of the hero of the day. Best hits from your favorite bands from his youth.
Table. Considering that the main contingent of guests is middle-aged or elderly, the food should be simple, tasty and cooked with a minimum content of hot pepper and other seasonings.
Leading. Of course, you can hire a professional presenter. However, the hero of the day will be pleased if his children take on the role of presenter. Doubly nice - if grandchildren.
Attributes Flowers You should not think in patterns and consider that flowers are not a gift for men. Anniversary will be very pleased to receive a beautiful bouquet.
Comic certificates. Certificates “Best husband”, “Best father” and “Best grandfather” can either be bought or made by yourself. It is advisable that on the certificates you can write the surname and name of the hero of the day.
(The guests are seated, the host begins the holiday)
Host: Hello, dear guests! Today we are gathered in this wonderful restaurant to mark an equally wonderful date - 70 years since the birth of a good person, a true friend, an excellent father, husband and grandfather. The famous heroine of the film lied when she said that at the age of 40, life was just beginning. In fact, real life begins after seventy. At this age, wisdom and experience reach their peak, children are already adults, you do not need to build a career. By this time, only the most devoted friends remain, all life values, finally, have developed into a logical chain. Our dear * name middle name *! With all our hearts we wish you a happy birthday! We wish you good health and fulfillment of all-all dreams (and there are many of them at your age). For you!
(Everyone is eating and drinking)
Presenter: Dear * first name *. By your seventy years, you have earned the main wealth - your environment. Your relatives, children, grandchildren, best friends - everyone wants to congratulate you personally. The word is provided * name *.
(Guests take turns toasting, eating and drinking)
Host: We all know that the soul does not age. What about the body? Now the birthday boy will show us what he is capable of! * first name *, we invite you to dance. Guests, join us!
(Everyone goes dancing. After dancing, they return to the table)
Presenter: Dear hero of the day! You may not have known, but there have recently been competitions for the title of best husband, father and grandfather. I want to pleasantly surprise you - you won in all three categories! The word is given to those people who sincerely believe that you are the best - to your wife, children and grandchildren.
(In turn, the wife, children and grandchildren give the hero of the day certificates and explain why they consider the hero of the day to be the best. Then everyone eats and drinks. The evening is drawing to a close)
Host: Here comes the end of the day of the seventieth anniversary. Well, real life is just beginning! Our beloved * name middle name *. For seventy years you have been striving for the best and striving for ever new heights. I wish you that your light in your eyes never goes out, so that you continue to achieve everything you want. Remember that you, as the winner of competitions for the best husband, father and grandfather, must confirm this title from year to year. I wish you happiness, health and long life!
